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neologism — burgkakke

burgkakke (n) – the act of eating a burger so messy that you end up with grease and condiments dripping down your face, chin, neck, chest and hands.  (syn: burgerkakke)

filed under: totally lewd

summary exhaikution — justin timberlake “future sex / love sounds”

i’m caucasian prince
(royal, no — like king of *pop*)
let us have the sex

haiku by request — “how to get laid on new year’s eve”

(as requested by tessa)

romance and champagne
are the way to go, or just
meet a guy named ‘john’