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that famous haddaway song

(talking to the ever-amazing Alana Post about her ridiculously amazing new lady) :

me: you sure you didn’t make her up?

me: she sounds amazing

alana: she really is just the best girl i have ever known, let alone dated

me: do you have this constant stream of ‘whaaaat the fuccckkk is happpeninnggg’ going on in your head when you spend time with her?

alana: yes!!!

me: that’s how you know you love someone

alana: like sometimes i wake up during the night and i’m like “ok phew she’s still here”

me: aphasia is a good symptom to look for too

me: when i’m around a real toe-curling lady my brain starts just generating random words.. she’ll say something like ‘hi’ and my brain starts outputting ‘bat chiropractor tabasco sauce’

(later, alana explains the science of it) :
alana: The physiological correlations of limerence are heart palpitations, trembling, pallor, flushing, pupil dilation and general weakness. Awkwardness, stuttering, shyness, and confusion predominate at the behavioral level.
Molly keeps commenting on how dilated my pupils are
it’s very weird
i keep saying “maybe it’s a little dark in here or something” but really i don’t know
Natural release of the hormone oxytocin can cause mild to moderate mydriasis. Strong sexual arousal can often lead to very enlarged pupils, rather than the minor dilation observed during sexual affection.
“my pupils are so huge for you right now baby”

stocky

Lately, I’ve been a real lemonjerk.

By this, I mean three things, and here they are in order of general to more specific: I’ve been withdrawn and antisocial (more on that later), I haven’t been blogging (more of that later), and I have neglected to give my beautiful and amazing Vicki the Thomas Keller Vegetable Stock recipe I promised her (all of that, now).

My friends know how carnivorous I can be. Like some sort of hybrid goat-velociraptor (rarrr) I eat pretty much any sort of living thing, including Icelandic sheep faces. Still, this vegetarian stock is remarkable, and does especially well in soups like onion and vichysoisse.

So, sweetness, this is for you, reproduced in its entirety from Thomas Keller’s cookbook Bouchon — come and get me, Tommy boy. (Not that Tommy Boy.)

Vegetable stock is versatile, but it loses its flavor quickly, so it’s best to make it as close to the time of use as possible. Make it in small quantities or freeze it immediately. We chop the vegetables finely or grind them for maximum extraction of flavor in the shortest time.

1.5# (1 large bunch) leeks, white part only, well washed and coarsely chopped (~ 4.5c)

1# carrots, peeled and coarsely chopped (~ 3c)

1.5# (~2 large) Spanish onions, coarsely chopped (~4.5c)

1 small fennel bulb, trimmed and coarsely chopped

.25c canola oil

2 bay leaves

2 thyme sprigs

~2 ounces (1 large bunch) Italian parsley sprigs

Finely chop all the vegetables in a food processor.

Cook the vegetables in the canola oil in a medium stockpot over low heat for 5 to 8 minutes, or until softened.  Add the bay leaves, thyme, parsley, and enough water to cover (~3-4 quarts).  Bring to a gentle simmer, skimming frequently, and cook for 45 minutes.

Prepare an ice bath.  Strain the stock through a chinois or fine-mesh sieve into a container and submerge the container in the ice bath.  (Refrigerate the stock for 1 to 2 days, or freeze in several containers for longer storage.

(Here’s a link to a blogger who took photos of the process: Vegetable Stock — The Best).
Enjoy, darlin’.

r. kelly “real talk” (russ marshalek edit)

so i was at kroger
looking at the gourmet mustards
and this guy
walks up to me
not your average looking crazy dude
caucasian (caucasian caucasian)
and says
as i am looking at the creole mustard
“i am sure glad santa has come and gone! you’re a youngster so you can’t understand! but you will!”
real talk

A Haiku Reviewing Alana Post’s Review of the 526 Reviewers of Carmen Electra’s Aerobic Striptease Collection

oh tora tora
your wit is a torpedo
to my ample guts

(link)

onion soup

onion soup

onion soup,
originally uploaded by drzachary.

Here’s a gorgeous photo Tessa took of the onion soup. Thanks!

Onion soup ladies

Onion soup ladies

Onion soup ladies,
originally uploaded by drzachary.

Tessa (right) and Lauterthanbombs (left) post onion soup! Soup was okay. The best part was the Star Provisions Emmentaler cheese.